The 14 Day Kettlebell Fat Funeral

Men & Women... Are You Ready For a “No Fluff” & “No Nonsense” Blueprint For Rapid Weight Loss?

“This Simple, Yet Highly Challenging and Proven

5-Page Only Fat Burning Program Will Help You

Shed 7 - 10 Pounds (or More!)

…In Only 14 Days”

Don’t Be Fooled…This Program Is NOT For The Faint of Heart!

Introducing Pat Flynn’s Most Challenging & Body Transforming Program Yet!

The 14-Day

Kettlebell Fat Funeral!

“Are You Sick and Tired of Overly Complicated,

Drawn-Out Weight Loss Programs?”

I know I am. Aren’t you?

Here’s the deal…

I’m going to get right to the point with you. I’ve put together my most intense, most challenging and yet most rewarding fat loss program EVER, and I’ve created it just for you.

There are no fancy and glossy videos to watch and follow…

There aren’t weeks and weeks of complex exercises…

And there’s no radical dieting either…

Everyone else in the weight loss industry is creating workout programs these days with a LOT of fluff and a LOT of filler that doesn’t benefit you. In fact, all it does it take up even more of your time and get you even less results.

FAIL.

“While they continue to ZIG one way, offering crazy, long drawn out workout programs that are overly complicated… I’ve decided

to ZAG (and do something very different for you)…”

I know you want results. And I know you also want SIMPLICITY.

Now I’ve married both results and simplicity into something refreshingly uncomplicated for you.

What I’ve created is called: The 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Funeral.

And I’m not going to lie…

You may well lose up to 10 pounds of unwanted fat (in only 14 days) thanks to some of the most intense kettlebell exercises and workouts of your life (complete with proper dietary “manipulation”).

This short program is going to be HARD (but you’ll love the challenge)...

It’s also going to HURT a bit (but in a really good way)...

Heck, after the second day you’ll probably be wondering to yourself WHY you’ve submitted yourself to this program, and you may even want to quit.

But you won’t quit, because you’ll begin to see and feel what this program is meant to do…which is to tone you up and ZAP the fat on your body in record time.

“I can assure you that the 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Furnace

is going to be the most liberating and single greatest

‘fat shedding’ experience of your entire life.”

"I Lost 8lbs and Dropped 4 Inches Off Everything."

I still have 7 pounds left to go to my goal weight, but that doesn’t seem insurmountable anymore. In fact, I’m feeling so great, I’m going to start up another round next week. I proved to myself I can succeed.

There’s no reason I can’t reach the goals that I set a year ago and that seemed out of reach for so long. They’re just within my grasp now, and I couldn’t be more pleased.

-Christine M

“The Super Simple (Yet Highly Advanced)

Fat Loss Blueprint You Need…”

This program uses highly advanced metabolic conditioning and a unique dietary “manipulation” that I’ve only used with private clients who what FAST results in LESS time.

I’ll show you…

EXACTLY what you need to eat

EXACTLY when you need to eat

EXACTLY what workouts to do

EXACTLY what exercises to do

EXACTLY what weights to use

All you have to do is follow my very clear and concise directions, and nothing more. Do that and the fat loss results will be downright amazing. I guarantee it.

You’ll not only lose between 7 - 10 pounds over the course of the 14-day period (if you have that much to lose in the first place), but you can also expect to feel and look more muscular as well.

And here’s the best part about the entire 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Furnace fat loss program…

Not only is this the SHORTEST program I’ve ever created, it’s also one of the most intense and transformational as well. Period.

In fact, if I wanted to…I could probably fit all the information on a simple napkin.

But don’t underestimate the power of something so short.

It’s not about how long a fat loss program is that determines its true value. The true value all comes down to the results that it can give you.

The 14-Day Kettelbell Fat Furnace was not just quickly put together overnight by someone who has zero experience with helping people melt off fat.

I’ve been there. I’ve helped hundreds of clients of all shapes and sizes over the years. I know WHAT WORKS best.

"My Pants All Say,
'Get a Belt Dude!'"

The scale says that I dropped from 188 lbs on September 12, 2015 to 182.3 lbs this morning, so a loss of 5.7 lbs in 14 days. Not shabby.

And I suspect my wife will notice the difference when she gets home from vacation in a couple days...

- Mike P

A Little Known Pablo Picasso Story (?) You Need To Read...

Pablo Picasso is one of the greatest artists of all time. The guy was prolific, and he started drawing and painting when he was very young…and didn’t stop until close to his death.

One time Picasso was sitting in a Paris café when an admirer approached him and asked if he’d do a quick sketch on a paper napkin.

Picasso agreed, quickly did a sketch in a matter of seconds and then handed the napkin back to the admirer…but not before asking a big price for it. One million dollars, in fact.

The admirer exclaimed: “A million dollars? That only took you 30 seconds!”

Picasso replied: “Yes, but it took me 50 years to learn how to draw that in only 30 seconds”.

Then Picasso folded up the napkin, put it in his pocket and walked away.

So why do I share this Picasso story with you?

And how does it relate to the 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Furnace?

My point is that even though this program may be short (it’s only 5 pages long), and very direct…it’s a culmination of many years of my own experiences and wisdom.

“In fact, what you’ll be getting is ALL of my years of knowledge, expertise, proven experience and so much more all jam-packed into ONE very short and highly intense fat loss program that WORKS.”

No fluff. No filler. Only the good stuff that will get you the fast results you want most.

"A Leaning, Hardening, Masterpiece!"

Another 14 in the books. Hard core. Week two as a stand-alone is voluminously insane, and cannot be considered a "fat-loss" workout...instead it is a leaning, hardening, toughening, and ballistic Masterpiece meant to condition the soul for achievement.

-Peter Krause

But Please Be WARNED: This Program Is NOT For Beginners...

Even though I’m going to take out all of the guesswork for you, and give you all the right step-by-step directions you need to follow…this program is not for beginners.

Although the program is short, it’s still very advanced. There will be advanced kettlebell training, controlled fasting, detoxification and much more.

But don’t worry, I won’t ask for you to do anything weird, radical or unsafe.

And no, you want have to shell out a small fortune on a massive amount of supplements either.

Essentially you’ll just need some whey protein and high-quality fish oil. That’s it.

I’m a minimalist, remember?

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If you don’t already have a fairly healthy foundation of eating and exercise in place right now, then this program is going to be WAY too difficult for you. You’d also probably lose too much weight, too soon, as well. That’s not what I want for you.

"Lost 6 Pounds and Really Enjoyed It!"

Overall I lost 6 lbs and almost 2% body fat. I really enjoyed the diet and I've decided to make it full time.

-Erik K.

“Are YOU a Perfect Match For The 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Funeral Fat Loss Program?”

As I stated above, this program is not meant for “newbies” or beginners.

Since the 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Furnace is such a fierce and targeted assault on body-fat, it is really only meant for certain types of people.

The 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Furnace is a perfect match for you IF…

REQUIREMENT #1: You’re (Somewhat) Fit Right Now

When you join this exclusive training, I’ll expect you to already know some fitness basics like: the swing, the clean, the press, the squat, etc. If you don’t know these already, you’ll be required to learn them first before joining the 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Furnace program.

REQUIREMENT #2: You’re (Somewhat) Following a Healthy Diet

I want you to already be eating a somewhat healthy diet right now. It doesn’t have to be perfect by any means, but you have to have some level of knowledge when it comes to eating healthy, and eating right. Since this program will include a highly targeted and controlled form of fasting (aimed at keeping lean muscle while scorching body fat)…it means there are no cheat days, and no excuses. You must be 100% ready to comply and committed to stay the course.

REQUIREMENT #3: You’re Willing and Able To Follow Exact Instructions

Here’s the deal, this powerful program is only 5 pages in length. This means that you should have zero excuses as to why you can’t follow it. Saying you don’t have time to read 5 pages or that it’s “too complex” doesn’t cut it. Those are just lazy excuses. If you’re not able to read 5 pages and can’t put the information to work for you, then this program is not a match for you. I really couldn’t make this any easier for you to follow.

REQUIREMENT #4: You’re Ok With a Program That’s Only 5 Pages Long

Everything you’ll need to melt off body fat in only 14 days is contained in this 5-page program. There are no bells and whistles. There are no gimmicks or tricks. This 5-page program contains the ultimate body “hacks”, methods and exercises you’ll need to zap the fat…while keeping and maximizing muscle tone.

There are no books, no free bonuses, no boring videos or any of that nonsense. 5 simple pages are all there is to it…and it will TOTALLY change and transform your body if you follow every single step correctly.

"I Gained Lean, Visible Muscle That Looks Cool In Shorts and a Tank Top : )"

1 – I lost 4 pounds over these two weeks. And I gained visible, lean muscle that looks really cool in shorts and a tank top. :) I love it.

2 – I learned that there is value in tracking what I eat. I learned that way too many foods have way too many junk carbs. I learned that protein helps make sweets cravings disappear.

- Fina

SIMPLE (But Not “Easy”)

PROVEN METHODS (Refined and Defined)

YOU (Taking Real Action!)

FAST & RELIABLE

WEIGHT LOSS

“The 14-Day Kettlebell Fat Furnace Is Short, Intense, and Amazingly Effective, But It’s NOT Cheap…”

I know how insanely effective this program can be for you.

How do I know this to be true?

Because I’ve seen it work time and time again for some of my most elite and even private clients who pay me the big bucks to train them every month.

But now instead of spending hundreds of dollars every single month, and slaving away at another workout program for weeks and weeks…now you can shed up to 10 pounds of body fat or even more in ONLY 14 days with this proven, 5-page program.

Since I know how powerful this program is, and how effective it can be, I know that the value of the information is extremely high.

Remember, it may only be 5-pages long, but it encapsulates many years of my own personal experiences, trials and errors and so much more into ONE simple step-by-step plan for you.

You get all of my years of experience, and all the BEST methods for zapping fat and toning up distilled down into only 5 pages.

No clutter. No nonsense.

And the cost?

Your investment is only one single payment of $99, and you’ll get INSTANT ACCESS right away.

Then all you have to do is start following the plan, and watch as the fat literally drops off your body in a matter of DAYS vs. WEEKS.

Are you up for the challenge?

I know you’re going to absolute love this program...

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I’m excited for you to get your hands on this information, and most of all…to see how it gets you the results you desire the most in a fraction of the time!

Cheers to your upcoming weight loss success!

- Pat Flynn

I Lost 8.6lbs in 2 Weeks!"

Pretty proud of myself that I followed through the entire program and stayed on track. I can usually find quite a few excuses why I can't do this or that I even made it through 2 family/

friend functions with no cheats!

All in all a great program that is challenging yet doable. I will definitely be coming back to it every few months for a reset!!

Kris S.

Don't Bother Looking for a Guarantee...

There Isn't One.

This program works and that much has been proven year after year, with hundreds and hundreds of clients. But will work for you? Well, that depends entirely on your level of commitment.

I'm not going to insult your intelligence by acting like I know whether or not you're going to do the work.

If you do the work, you'll get the results. If not, then nothing will happen.

I don't put a guarantee on this program because I don't want you coming in if you're not 100% committed to getting it done.

And truth is, there are NEVER any guarantees, either in fitness, or life. The best I can say is I have a program that I KNOW works and FAST. And now it's on you to decide if you're ready for it.

- Pat Flynn